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One time, a kid was watching a movie. He took out a key for his room because it was locked. When he opened the door, a creature came out and threw him into a doorway to another dimension. The boy was looking around and was wondering, "Where am I?"

Finally, he landed in another person's body. He saw lots of acid! He put on a suit to protect himself from the acid in the person's stomach.

He climbed up to the brain.

Somewhere between the stomach and the brain, he figured out the person was a girl. Then he was in her eyes and he saw a car driving down the road. He saw a person eating a donut and then a parrot flew by. Just then, he saw a car through the girl's body.

It felt like forever that he was stuck inside the girl's body. When the girl was twenty-one, he was twenty-one. When the girl was forty, he was forty. The boy decided that he wanted to stay inside the girl's body, but then somehow a voice inside him said that he should marry the girl because she was not married yet.

He finally jumped out of the girl's body and asked, "Do you want to marry me?"


They got married and they lived very well together forever and ever.
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