Monsters of Neotopia

Once, in Neotopia, there was an evil, evil creature that lived on the outskirts of the village. Whenever someone saw the evil, evil creature coming, they would set the alarm off.

The people felt afraid so they created a machine that would store them inside whenever the evil, evil creature would come. But one day, the machine did not activate. So they put everyone in manually. They all had to crawl in.

The evil, evil creature came and was run over by the machine.

When everyone got out of the machine, they looked at the evil, evil creature. Then everybody said, "Hey, that's just his house. Let's see what's inside."

Everybody stood around and looked at the run-over house. They all went into a big armoured creature. They had their machine peel the house off. They found pieces of his house still scattered around town.

The people collected a search party to find the pieces of the house and bring it all back to analyze thoroughly. They did, and they found out that the machine had malfunctioned ... the machine they put the pieces into. This created a blob of a creature that ate up everything in town, except the people.

The creature then crawled into the machine and said, "It's too bright out here. I think I'll go back into the machine."

And the people never heard from the evil, evil creature that wasn't so very evil, ever again.